Feelin like a cool 100 thou/who run the town/not you but it's thou/hold the crown for the next 500 miles/I proclaim, hold it down/500 pounds/make it rain at the strip clubs/funnel clouds turn around/it's a green day when I come around/make funnel cake/surrounded by clumsy clowns/why you Improv dummies actin funny-style/man I'm trynna cop Lyricool a hoveround/order another round of Goose that's a bubble down/where's your buns?/no caboose/thats a double down/it's coming down to her boobs and I'm coming down with flu symptoms/to dumb it down/no bums allowed/drinking honey brown brews/take a sunnyside cruise/stay tuned to your fm and sunny dial/keep it movin/f them/Imma let it ride
Man listen to the transition/I got drive like a engine/and a transmission/add pride and commitment/to my ambition/and let it ride/no collision course/demolition derby city/Challenger's blue like Avatar/powder blue rally rally stripes/rowdy rowdy pipes/now's the time I powerslide/wit ya Valentine/lyrical exercise/step aside Jazzercise/I'm N'shape With'n/with the pen/and paper friend/been makin Vin/Baker bucks/Ben Frank-a-lins/them Skyscrapers may pretend to be anchor men/meaning we don't make the temp/we just take a attempts/at the rain man/Shawn Kemp/bacon bits/makin kids go ham/fam, shakin/off the megamix/make your list/of favorites/take your pick/hater you gon shape your lips/and say that Scraper aint the shit/Imma let it ride
Take a sec/to recollect/who's the fresher-shest/fresher than freshest, yes/my necklace is a treasure chest/I'm reckless, yet/my track record's never second best/on Pap records/I effervesce/Never Second Guess/mr. Goodbar is what you homies/know me as/known to spaz/as Jason is known for a goalie mask/the solo act/that your promo ads/photo tag/when they throw a bash/cause they know I get the hoes on smash/get the thing on rock and it's clobbering time/you can Lady Sovereign/that's spit or just swallow it down/I got knots in my socks/like homie the clown/but they're not full of rocks/it's totally cash/totally rad/even tubular/you for one/are slammin like a coupe door/or a luchador/from my pores/oozes raw/sorta like a sushi bar/so there is no future for you losers, boy/just let it ride